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Lambliff Big Bang - star-crossed wires

 Title: star-crossed wires
Author: watery_weasel 
Artist: herlovewasajoke 
Type: Romance, Fantasy AU
Word Count: 17, 500
Rating: NC-17
Characters/Pairing: Tommy Joe Ratliff/Adam Lambert, Adam Lambert, Tommy Joe Ratliff, Kris Allen, Monte Pittman, Mia Tyler, Brooke Wendle, a few others mixed in 
Warnings: underage sex, drug-use, foul language, masturbation, barebacking, incest (It's not as bas as it sounds, but I'm warning for everything, just in case)
Summary: Modern day AU based on Percy Jackson and the Olympians series. Tommy and Adam are modern day demigod sons of greek mythology attending a summer camp for other teens like them, learning the basics of how to be divine and not end up monster chow. In which the boys learn being a demigod is seriously overrated and that love only makes everything that much more complicated.

Author's Notes: This is the story that ate my brain. It started out as a brief one shot and grew into my big bang, and during the course of it's growing up, it drove me absolutely bonkers. Which I like think every child does to their parent. Anyway, I never would have been able to raise it into the full-grown, productive member of society it is today without people who helped along the way. To my boyfriend and roommate, who had to listen to me whine about in IRL, I love them, and I'm happy they put up with my craziness. To fobsessed54 and redorchid  who provided beta reading for this on VERY short notice, thank you for fixing my general fail, any mistakes leftover are the result of me sucking at writing and being completely fed up with this story. To herlovewasajoke who made a great fanmix to accompany this fic, that you should all download and enjoy and comment on, thank you very much. To sulwen and glambini who did some content beta and helped make this story a lot better than it ever would have been otherwise. To free2hate who, put up with a lot of moaning from me and was a cheerleader for this story before it even became my big bang. And also, to the anonymous badger from Team Lambliff who requested an AU based the Percy Jackson movie The Lightning Thief for the Fic Meme back in September, you have NO idea what you inspired. 

PART 1  //  PART 2 //  PART 3

~~ FANMIX ~~
 Fandom: Merlin RPF
Title: Bradley James is a Special Snowflake
Author: watery_weasel 
Pairing: Bradley/Colin
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 2,600
Summary: Bradley James is not an idiot but he is a little special. 
Notes: Written for Yuletide 2009 as a gift for angelgazing and Un-beta'd cause I suck. :(

Despite what certain co-stars might have to say about it (Katie, who could be a bit of a witch and not just in a literal on screen sort-of way) Bradley James was not stupid. Thus he was forced to conclude (because he was indeed not an idiot) that looking back on it, the whole situation was Colin’s fault.Collapse )

Writer's Block: Back to School

What fictional high school—from tv, film, or a book—would you most like to attend? Or would you rather never go near high school again, fictional or otherwise?
I'd want to go to Hogwarts, I mean high school couldn't hold s candle to going and learning magic, either that or I'd drop out and become a Pokemon Master!

Boredom Strikes!

Snagged this meme from fried_flamingo , saw it on her LJ and wanted to see just how much of a movie loser I am.

If you’ve seen more than 85 of these films, you have no life. Mark the ones you’ve seen. There are 239 films on this list. Copy this list, then put x’s next to the films you’ve seen, and add them up.

(x) Rocky Horror Picture Show
(x) Grease - I really hate this musical, honest to God it's evil.
(x) Pirates of the Caribbean - Have I seen this movie? *giggles* No comment
(x) Pirates of the Caribbean 2: Dead Man’s Chest
(x) Boondock Saints
(x) Fight Club
() Starsky and Hutch
(x) Neverending Story
(x) Blazing Saddles
(x) Airplane
(x) The Princess Bride
(x) Anchorman
(x) Napoleon Dynamite - Sadly, this is an hour and a half I will never get back
(x) Labyrinth - Loved it when I was younger, re-watched it later in life only to learn I can't look away from Bowie's bulge in this film
(x) Saw
(x) Saw II
() White Noise
() White Oleander
(x) Anger Management- This was not a funny movie, I don't care what you say.
(x) 50 First Dates
(x) The Princess Diaries - So much love!
(x) The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement
(x) Scream
(x) Scream 2
(x) Scream 3
(x) Scary Movie
(x) Scary Movie 2
(x) Scary Movie 3
(x) Scary Movie 4
(x) American Pie
(x) American Pie 2
(x) American Wedding -
() American Pie Band Camp
(x) Harry Potter 1
(x) Harry Potter 2
(x) Harry Potter 3 - Total rape of my favorite in the book series, thanks WB!
(x) Harry Potter 4
(x) Resident Evil 1 - Not as fun to watch as the game it's based on *nod*
(x) Resident Evil 2
(x) The Wedding Singer - Love this movie and I liked the broadway musical they made it into
(x) Little Black Book
() The Village
(x) Lilo & Stitch
(x) Finding Nemo
(x) Finding Neverland
(x) Signs
(x) The Grinch
(x) Texas Chainsaw Massacre - Counting the original, never saw the remake
() Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning
(x) White Chicks
(x) Butterfly Effect
(x) 13 Going on 30
(x) I, Robot
(x) Robots
Total so far: 48

(x) Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story
() Universal Soldier
() Lemony Snicket: A Series Of Unfortunate Events
(x) Along Came Polly - YAY FERRET!
() Deep Impact
() KingPin
(x) Never Been Kissed
(x) Meet The Parents
(x) Meet the Fockers
(x) Eight Crazy Nights
() Joe Dirt
Total so far: 54

(x) A Cinderella Story
() The Terminal
(x) The Lizzie McGuire Movie - Please, don't ask!
() Passport to Paris
(x) Dumb & Dumber
() Dumber & Dumberer
(x) Final Destination
(x) Final Destination 2
(x) Final Destination 3 - Snarked through all 3, was basically forced to watch them.
(x) Halloween
(x) The Ring
(x) The Ring 2
() Surviving X-MAS
(x) Flubber
Total so far: 64

(x) Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle - NPH <3
(x) Practical Magic
(x) Chicago
(x) Ghost Ship
(x) From Hell
() Hellboy
(x) Secret Window
(x) I Am Sam
(x) The Whole Nine Yards
() The Whole Ten Yards
Total so far: 72

() The Day After Tomorrow
(x) Child’s Play
(x) Seed of Chucky
(x) Bride of Chucky - Strictly for the laugh value, honestly this shit was hilariously bad
() Ten Things I Hate About You
() Just Married
(x) Gothika
(x) Nightmare on Elm Street - That mattress ate my Johnny! *cry*
(x) Sixteen Candles
(x) Remember the Titans
() Coach Carter
() The Grudge
() The Grudge 2
(x) The Mask
() Son Of The Mask
Total so far: 80

() Bad Boys
() Bad Boys 2
() Joy Ride
(x) Lucky Number Slevin
(x) Ocean’s Eleven
() Ocean’s Twelve - crap
() Bourne Identity
() Bourne Supremacy
() Lone Star
(x) Bedazzled
(x) Predator I
() Predator II
() The Fog - which one?
(x) Ice Age
(x) Ice Age 2: The Meltdown
(x) Curious George
Total so far: 87

() Cujo
() A Bronx Tale
() Darkness Falls
() Christine
(x) ET
() Children of the Corn
() My Bosses Daughter
(x) Maid in Manhattan
() War of the Worlds
(x) Rush Hour
(x) Rush Hour 2
Total so far: 91

() Best Bet
(x) How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days
(x) She’s All That
() Calendar Girls
(x) Sideways
(x) Mars Attacks
() Event Horizon
(x) Ever After - Such a cute movie
(x) Wizard of Oz
(x) Forrest Gump
() Big Trouble in Little China
(x) The Terminator
(x) The Terminator 2
(x) The Terminator 3
Total so far: 101

(x) X-Men
(x) X-2
(x) X-3
(x) Spider-Man
(x) Spider-Man 2
() Sky High
() Jeepers Creepers
() Jeepers Creepers 2
() Catch Me If You Can
(x) The Little Mermaid
(x) Freaky Friday
(x) Reign of Fire
(x) The Skulls
(x) Cruel Intentions
() Cruel Intentions 2
() The Hot Chick
(x) Shrek
(x) Shrek 2
Total so far: 113

() Swimfan
() Miracle on 34th street
(x) Old School
(x) The Notebook - This gets blamed on my roommates!
() K-Pax
() Krippendorf’s Tribe
() A Walk to Remember
() Ice Castles
() Boogeyman
(x) The 40-year-old Virgin
Total so far: 116

(x) Lord of the Rings Fellowship of the Ring
(x) Lord of the Rings The Two Towers
(x) Lord of the Rings Return Of the King
(x) Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark
(x) Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom
(x) Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
Total so far: 122

() Basketball
() Hostel
() Waiting for Guffman
() House of 1000 Corpses
() Devils Rejects
(x) Elf
() Highlander
(x) Mothman Prophecies
() American History X
() Three
Total so far 124

(x) Titanic
(x) Monty Python and the Holy Grail - Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?
(x) Shaun Of the Dead
() Willard
Total so far: 127

() High Tension
() Club Dread
() Hulk
(x) Dawn Of the Dead
(x) Hook
(x) Chronicles Of Narnia: The Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe
(x) 28 days later
() Orgazmo
() Phantasm
(x) Waterworld
Total so far: 132

() Kill Bill vol 1
() Kill Bill vol 2
(x) Mortal Kombat
() Wolf Creek
(x) Kingdom of Heaven
() the Hills Have Eyes
() I Spit on Your Grave aka the Day of the Woman
() The Last House on the Left
() Re-Animator
() Army of Darkness
Total so far: 134

(x) Star Wars Ep. I The Phantom Menace
(x) Star Wars Ep. II Attack of the Clones
(x) Star Wars Ep. III Revenge of the Sith
(x) Star Wars Ep. IV A New Hope
(x) Star Wars Ep. V The Empire Strikes Back
(x) Star Wars Ep. VI Return of the Jedi
() Ewoks Caravan Of Courage
() Ewoks The Battle For Endor
Total so far: 140

() The Matrix
() The Matrix Reloaded
() The Matrix Revolutions

() Animatrix
() Evil Dead
() Evil Dead 2
(x) Team America: World Police
(x) Red Dragon
(x) Silence of the Lambs - I am such a Hannibal Lecter fangirl
(x) Hannibal
Total: 144

Well, I already knew I had no life this result fails to surprise me. Though my score would have been much higher if they'd included some films I was sad got left out. (Jaws, Rent, Dogma, Friday the 13th? How about almost all Disney animated movies?  Am I ringing am bells list-maker?)


Fic - There Are Times

Title: There Are Times
Author: watery_weasel 
Beta: gregisamazing 
Rating: PG, maybe? Yeah, let's go with that
Pairing: Merlin/Arthur Pre-slash
Summary: Merlin isn't the idiot people sometimes assume he is, honestly, he isn't.
Notes: First fanfic in a awful long while, probably rusty as anything. Honestly, it's just good to get something out there again. Also, I really need to find myself a Merlin icon. Comments always appreciated and the result of much happiness on my part. (In other words, leave me some love?)